Policy 1

2 legs good, 4 legs (also) good

We believe the needs of humans and non-human animals need to be given equal weight when we consider how we live in the built environment.

You can help make this happen by supporting our petition on Change.org to get an Animal Mayor for Lewisham.

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Policy 2

Rewilding Convoys Wharf

Every species needs a home, unfortunately for our non-human residents they’ve been pushed the fringes of our borough.

We want to see Convoys Wharf designated as a H.E.Z. (Human Exclusion Zone). This prime piece of real estate would be exclusively designated for non-human habitation.

Protected by a ring of impenetrable bramble bushes we hope to kick start a thriving fruit growing industry in Zooisham while allowing animals freedom of movement around the borough.

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Policy 3

Borderless Back Gardens

We want to pass the motion to ban all garden walls to create communal gardens and unobstructed green-ways for non-human residents.

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Policy 4

Twin Trees

We want every resident to put their roots down in Zooisham - literally. We propose that for every new birth in the borough we also plant a tree. Not only will it offset your carbon but also provide habitat for non-humans.
The tree becomes your responsibility for life. The leaflet we produced will answer many of your questions.

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Policy 5

Dog & Cat Year Birthdays

Life expectancy for men in the borough is 79 years. Life expectancy for dogs is 13 years and cats 15.1 years. We want to celebrate every dog & cat year by making it compulsory to celebrate a dog’s birthday every 61 days and a cat’s every 69.

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Have your say

Whether you speak English or Farsi, talk in squawks, tweets, barks or buzzes – we want you to have your say on our campaign. Let us know what you think of our policies or suggest some of your own below. No idea is a bad idea when a pigeon is mayor.

 
 
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